Random Musings

[Panama Girl]

Being recruited for a County Softball team. I do want to play, just not sure about all of the time invested into that team, my team, and a kickball team. Double headers on a Friday night, my team Sunday mornings, and Kickball on Tuesdays. What to do, what to do.....

Make like Nancy Reagan and Just Say No.

[Bellicose]

Make like Nancy Reagan and Just Say No.

Too late, I said Yes!

[Panama Girl]

Too late, I said Yes!

*singsong* You'll be soooorrrryyyyyy...!

[Spyder08]

It's 11:30 on a Saturday night and I feel like I should have been in bed over an hour ago. Geesh, this is late for me. I remember only about 6 months ago a typical Friday/Saturday night was going to bed at 2 or 3 in the morning.

[Panama Girl]

Any male who can get into those skinny jeans is advertising he has nothing in there anyone would be interested in.

[Mark]

So the latest craze are these little tight little yoga pants that all the ladies are wearing. I don't mind them. I love a nice tight pair of pants on a woman like the next guy. What I don't get is women wearing their tight yoga pants and then wrap a sweatshirt around their waist. I mean what is the point of wearing them if you don't intend to show off your ass?

[terri]

So the latest craze are these little tight little yoga pants that all the ladies are wearing. I don't mind them. I love a nice tight pair of pants on a woman like the next guy. What I don't get is women wearing their tight yoga pants and then wrap a sweatshirt around their waist. I mean what is the point of wearing them if you don't intend to show off your ass?

Because SOMETIMES... And I know this is hard to believe... a woman might want to be comfortable without worrying about people critiquing the way her ass looks in tight yoga pants.

[cracker]

My bum is a sight to behold. For the benefit of all women lucky enough to see me I will spending the rest of the summer in tight jeans and ass-less chaps.

[Panama Girl]

My bum is a sight to behold. For the benefit of all women lucky enough to see me I will spending the rest of the summer in tight jeans and ass-less chaps.

You want to advertise there's nothing in there that would interest us?

[terri]

My bum is a sight to behold. For the benefit of all women lucky enough to see me I will spending the rest of the summer in tight jeans and ass-less chaps.

[cracker]

You want to advertise there's nothing in there that would interest us?

I said tight jeans, not skinny jeans. There's a world of difference.

You've already seen me in jeans. You know what's up.

[Chase]

So the latest craze are these little tight little yoga pants that all the ladies are wearing. I don't mind them. I love a nice tight pair of pants on a woman like the next guy. What I don't get is women wearing their tight yoga pants and then wrap a sweatshirt around their waist. I mean what is the point of wearing them if you don't intend to show off your ass?

9 times out of 10, yoga pants are the best thing ever.

[cracker]

I had my first mint julip and pinata party yesterday. It was an interesting weekend.

[Kid Lester]

So I'm eating this bag of Chuckles, and all I have left is a black one. It came with 2. I ate one and it sucked. So...I'm wondering if it's bad form to walk around the office and ask if anyone wants a black Chuckle. And if they say yes...should I tell the joke about that guy and his car keys?

Just kidding. I do have a spare black Chuckle, though.

Also this

[cracker]

TIL that Chuckles are a candy.

[Kid Lester]

So what I did was, I said, "Does anybody want a LICORICE flavor Chuckle?"

Somebody said yes. So I gave it to them. And then I told the joke about the car keys.