Random Musings

[Kid Lester]

I think it's a pretty good thing that the Chinese aren't a war mongering people anymore.

Red meat is like unprotected sex. There are healthier alternatives, but I'm not giving up either one.

When I'm 20 cars back at the light, I often wonder why everybody can't go at roughly the same time.

If they developed a pill that made you have wet dreams, would I take it?

The fork is a pretty good utensil, but I think there is room for improvement. But I doubt anyone is working on it.

[DEwalkingman]

I think it's a pretty good thing that the Chinese aren't a war mongering people anymore.

Red meat is like unprotected sex. There are healthier alternatives, but I'm not giving up either one.

When I'm 20 cars back at the light, I often wonder why everybody can't go at roughly the same time.

If they developed a pill that made you have wet dreams, would I take it?

The fork is a pretty good utensil, but I think there is room for improvement. But I doubt anyone is working on it.

I've resorted to using a special fork just to ensure that my weight doesn't drop.




It's the only way I can get enough calories! Otherwise, I'd end up looking a bit like Ghandi.

[Jessica]

I think it's a pretty good thing that the Chinese aren't a war mongering people anymore.

- It's also a good thing that rural Chinese tend not to travel outside of their country, or the whole world would probably have the avian flu by now.

Red meat is like unprotected sex. There are healthier alternatives, but I'm not giving up either one.

- Ha!

When I'm 20 cars back at the light, I often wonder why everybody can't go at roughly the same time.

- I think about this ALL THE TIME. As soon as the light turns green, I try to calculate how long it will take for the chain to get back to me, and I curse the a-holes that don't hit the gas as soon as a 6 inch gap opens up in between bumpers.

If they developed a pill that made you have wet dreams, would I take it?

- Absolutely. I think women have to take what the can get. As far as my guy taking it... well, for once I wouldn't have to sleep in the wet spot.

The fork is a pretty good utensil, but I think there is room for improvement. But I doubt anyone is working on it.

- People have tried to improve on the fork but failed. There is, or at least was, a patent for a self twirling fork for pasta eating. Dud. Also, the spork is fairly awesome. Stabs and scoops!

Speaking of random things, does anyone else have a poop book? I have a book that sits on the sink of my toilet that I only read while I'm pooping, or peeing if I feel like sitting around for a few minutes. My poop books are always cheesy books like Stephen King or Mary Higgins Clark - something I know I won't miss reading while I'm not defecating. I read a page or two at a time, and it takes about a year to finish.

[Blbackack]

People who are ADHD/ADD do not have the capacity for inattentional blindness.

If the part of the brain that controlls inattentional blindness is switched off in both people with ADD/ADHD and people with autism, does that mean that ADHD/ADD is a type of autistic disorder?

[Tracy]

Speaking of random things, does anyone else have a poop book? I have a book that sits on the sink of my toilet that I only read while I'm pooping, or peeing if I feel like sitting around for a few minutes. My poop books are always cheesy books like Stephen King or Mary Higgins Clark - something I know I won't miss reading while I'm not defecating. I read a page or two at a time, and it takes about a year to finish.

Nah....I just take my laptop with me to the bathroom


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[19720]

Speaking of random things, does anyone else have a poop book? I have a book that sits on the sink of my toilet that I only read while I'm pooping, or peeing if I feel like sitting around for a few minutes. My poop books are always cheesy books like Stephen King or Mary Higgins Clark - something I know I won't miss reading while I'm not defecating. I read a page or two at a time, and it takes about a year to finish.

Cheesy books like Stephen king????Sounds to me like you're trying to scare the sh!t out of yourself....


yea... I have a collection of magazines in my library....

They range from Hot Rod and Car Craft from the early sixties, to the most recent HR and CC mags....

and I also have a wish book....

No NOT PORN... Its actually three catalogs...Jegs Summitt Racing and Ames Pontiac parts catalogs...

I've also got a notebook where I write down certain thoughts.....

[19720]

Nah....I just take my laptop with me to the bathroom


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LOL.....


Wipe and wash darling.....

[Panama Girl]

I used to keep a few National Geographic magazines in the bathroom. Nowadays I have no safe place to keep a book so I have to do without.

[19720]

I used to keep a few National Geographic magazines in the bathroom. Nowadays I have no safe place to keep a book so I have to do without.

shadowwalker still ashamed to go buy some real porn?? I mean even I never stooped to National Geographics.......

[Panama Girl]

shadowwalker still ashamed to go buy some real porn?? I mean even I never stooped to National Geographics.......

Oh, no, this was me before we got married. He has a nicely varied collection but it's all video.

I still haven't found any shemale midget porn among them though... Does Ali G have any?

[Jessica]

Yeah, I clearly should have used the Quote + option in my last post. Those italics in the gray box were my replies to KL.

[DEwalkingman]

Oh, no, this was me before we got married. He has a nicely varied collection but it's all video.

I still haven't found any shemale midget porn among them though... Does Ali G have any?

Thats what iPod video is for. Porn anywhere, anytime. Even while watching porn (on tv)!

[Panama Girl]

Thats what iPod video is for. Porn anywhere, anytime. Even while watching porn (on tv)!

What about a fakePod? Does anyone have the program to convert regular video formats (.avi, .mov, .mpeg) to .amv format?

[Blbackack]

Why is there a School Patrol badge stuck to one of my neighbor's mailboxes?

[Kid Lester]

Speaking of random things, does anyone else have a poop book? I have a book that sits on the sink of my toilet that I only read while I'm pooping, or peeing if I feel like sitting around for a few minutes. My poop books are always cheesy books like Stephen King or Mary Higgins Clark - something I know I won't miss reading while I'm not defecating. I read a page or two at a time, and it takes about a year to finish.

I have 2 Movie and DVD guides in my bathroom. One by Leonard Maltin and one by Mick Martin and Marsha Potter.

I read capsulated reviews of movies in the bathroom. Sometimes I look up movies I like just to see the reviewer's take on them. Mostly, I just read through. It will sound pompous, but I know more about movies I've never seen than a lot of people know about movies they HAVE seen.

Plus, I get a lot of good suggestions for movies to rent.

[Kid Lester]

Why is there a School Patrol badge stuck to one of my neighbor's mailboxes?

Field trip?

[udalg]

I am liking these random musings.

Mine for today:

Why does one of our cats not understand that while he can see me in the near darkness, I really can't see him and will end up stepping on him if he flops in front of me trying to garner attention.

[Blbackack]

I am liking these random musings.

Mine for today:

Why does one of our cats not understand that while he can see me in the near darkness, I really can't see him and will end up stepping on him if he flops in front of me trying to garner attention.

Maybe it just never occurred to him? Maybe it did, and he thinks it's worth the risk.

[Kid Lester]

I am liking these random musings.

Mine for today:

Why does one of our cats not understand that while he can see me in the near darkness, I really can't see him and will end up stepping on him if he flops in front of me trying to garner attention.

I think the same thing about pedestrians at night in dark clothing walking alongside the roadway...or across my path.

Yes, you can see my headlights from a mile away. I can't see your stupid ass until I'm 10 feet away from you, and then only your eyes.

[udalg]

Maybe it just never occurred to him? Maybe it did, and he thinks it's worth the risk.

I think it has occured to him, but he still tries to get my attention. I just wish he would not. If I am awake at 3:30AM, I am likely trying to go to the bathroom, not looking for the cat to play with. OH animals, got to love them!