Man Exposes Himself at Association for the Blind

[longnecker]

Man Exposes Himself at Association for the Blind

We’ve posted a lot of stories about crimes that didn’t turn out as the perpetrators expected, you know, dumb criminal stories. This one, however, takes “defeating the purpose” to another level -that of mopery.

A man exposed himself to a woman inside the Bucks County Association for the Blind.
Newtown Township police said the incident occurred about 2 p.m. Friday inside the bookstore at the offices at 400 Freedom Drive.

The flasher fled before police arrived. You have to wonder how many times he tried it before someone noticed
http://www.neatorama.com/2012/05/03/...for-the-blind/

[Kid Lester]

Apparently he's not all that confident.

[max1]

dude, if it doesn't fall out and make a noise whenyou unzip......who ya impressing?

[Kid Lester]

I did that the other night.

Six more weeks of winter, I'm afraid.

[cracker]

I don't care how many women are around or if they can see or not. Its a pretty safe bet that if I get naked there's gonna be at least one disappointed woman.

[hockey]

Is this like the "if a tree falls in the woods..." joke?