Fan knocked up at Motorhead gig posts Craigslist ad for dad

[motherof3]

Attention, guys: If you had "raw" sex in the bathroom with a blue-haired woman at a Motorhead/Megadeth gig in Chicago, your tryst partner is looking for you on Craigslist ... because you're gonna be a dad. A metal lover posted a notice (now taken down) in the "Missed Connections" section this week that read: "Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots. You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings." She then graphically described the sexual encounter, concluding, "Anyway I'm pregnant. It's yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child's life." At least we know the lucky gent will likely teach the kid to play air guitar and mosh.
source: http://now.msn.com/living/0412-motor...list-baby.aspx

Once again people just leave me speechless.........

[TattdMom]

o...m....g

[cracker]

I'm so excited I don't even know what to say! Wow, I'm gonna be a Dad! I gotta go call my Mom and tell her the good news!

[EpicWin]

[Grin]

Whiskey....Tango....Foxtrot!

[Jessica]

This would make a ridiculously interesting episode of Maury.

[longnecker]

I would love to see her with Craig Furgeson on the LateLate Show. The child should have an interesting life.

[Kid Lester]

She wrote: "Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots. You: Red Mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings. I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f**ked up. You had a nice c**k so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise. Anyway I'm pregnant. It's yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child's life."
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"Mommy...where do babies come from?"

"Well honey, sometimes when a woman is really f**ked up, and a man has a nick c**k, the woman will let the man raw dog it in the stall."

[Bellicose]

"Well honey, sometimes when a woman is really f**ked up, and a man has a nick c**k, the woman will let the man raw dog it in the stall."

I seriously just lol'd.