Cigarettes and Tampons...
A guy walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks is she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct isle.
A few minutes later he deposits a large bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the check-out counter.
Confused, the sales lady says, "I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"
He answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper; because it was sooooooo much cheaper. So I figure that if I have to roll my own...........so does she."
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