Perhaps Snooki has found her calling!

[Joe Walther]

But then... maybe not; decide for yourselves. Click here.

[jtan]

I really don't understand America sometime...how can that lady get so famous for being what?

[BillW]

I really don't understand America sometime...how can that lady get so famous for being what?

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Never underestimate the stupidity of he American public

[DEMOA]

Nothing wrong with tanned gorillas, high hair, smushing, fist-pumping and Snookie! I mean, look at me! Hellllllooooo! Y'all hatin' on a fellow Guidette!!


*snort*

[Joe Walther]

Nothing wrong with tanned gorillas, high hair, smushing, fist-pumping and Snookie! I mean, look at me! Hellllllooooo! Y'all hatin' on a fellow Guidette!!


*snort*

For God's sake, woman, stop it. You, a nice Catholic girl, could become the cause of me going to hell--if the place exists. It's my body that's failing me, NOT my mind. Screw the damnation FIRES of hell; if there is a God... NO, had I been God, I'd have created a hell of the most devastating magnitude for all who dared to violate my rules regarding matters of a carnal nature: impure thoughts in perpetuity with no way of easing them; a sort of eternal sexual impotence all the while being surrounded by just-out-of-reach bodies of unimaginable sexual desirability. Oh, and KL, you'd have a room dedicated solely to you.

[DEMOA]

For God's sake, woman, stop it. You, a nice Catholic girl, could become the cause of me going to hell--if the place exists. It's my body that's failing me, NOT my mind. Screw the damnation FIRES of hell; if there is a God... NO, had I been God, I'd have created a hell of the most devastating magnitude for all who dared to violate my rules regarding matters of a carnal nature: impure thoughts in perpetuity with no way of easing them; a sort of eternal sexual impotence all the while being surrounded by just-out-of-reach bodies of unimaginable sexual desirability. Oh, and KL, you'd have a room dedicated solely to you.

Oh my, Joe! hahahahahahaha! You are ruining my alter-ego!

[Kid Lester]

For God's sake, woman, stop it. You, a nice Catholic girl, could become the cause of me going to hell--if the place exists. It's my body that's failing me, NOT my mind. Screw the damnation FIRES of hell; if there is a God... NO, had I been God, I'd have created a hell of the most devastating magnitude for all who dared to violate my rules regarding matters of a carnal nature: impure thoughts in perpetuity with no way of easing them; a sort of eternal sexual impotence all the while being surrounded by just-out-of-reach bodies of unimaginable sexual desirability. Oh, and KL, you'd have a room dedicated solely to you.

Better make it a wing

[cracker]

Hellllllooooo! Y'all hatin' on a fellow Guidette!!

Go back to New Jersey you dirty EYE-talian!


*runs away and hides*

[DEMOA]

Go back to New Jersey you dirty EYE-talian!


*runs away and hides*

Hey you!!!
It's hard to type when I'm trying to talk with my hands!!

[Bellicose]

Y'all hatin' on a fellow Guidette!!

You are simply misunderstanding her for something you truely are. To my knowledge she is not even an ounce of Guido (she may have more then an ounce in her though), she is Peruvian, adopted by Guniea's.

[DEMOA]

Apparently she has done a fine job riding the Guidette gravy train...all the way to the bank. Me? not so much. LOL!

[ScentsyLorien]

I'm kinda scared to click...

[ScentsyLorien]

Ok...mustered up the cajones and clicked. Greasy, overly tanned meat heads. Scantly clad, overly tanned, fake tittied bimbo types. Club music in the background. Scripted drama. How is this different from Jersey Shore??

[Panama Girl]

Ok...mustered up the cajones and clicked. Greasy, overly tanned meat heads. Scantly clad, overly tanned, fake tittied bimbo types. Club music in the background. Scripted drama. How is this different from Jersey Shore??

I thought it WAS Jersey Shore... but I haven't clicked on the link, nor will I ever click on it... (sorry, Joe, I don;t want to lose 20 IQ points!)

[Joe Walther]

Scripted drama. How is this different from Jersey Shore??

I didn't say that it is any different from Jersey Shore. The clip came from Yahoo's news aggregation server to which I subscribe, along with several others. And, while I didn't look for it specifically, I believe the clip represented a World Wrestling Federation (WWF) event. I've never watched Jersey Shore or professional wrestling; but I have a friend who'd as soon let someone saw his scrotum sac off using a jagged-edged tuna fish can-top than miss an event sanctioned by the latter.

From all the criticism of Snooki that I heard, she's a crude, short. talentless bimbo from whom one may well catch something from the STD family of medical problems simply by being in the same room with her. But, I just looked over the WWF website. They tend to discount all of this; so, she'd fit in nicely.

She has an obvious flare for learning the moves, possesses a short, squat physique that will keep major injuries to a minimum, and she's a hater's wildest dream. And, all of this registers extremely well in the world of entertainment ratings which brings the WWF billions in annual advertising revenue.

[Kid Lester]

She may be a no-talent on a trash TV show, but I'm not ashamed to admit that I would wreck that thick little body of hers as often as she'd let me.

[jtan]

She may be a no-talent on a trash TV show, but I'm not ashamed to admit that I would wreck that thick little body of hers as often as she'd let me.

I guess that answer my 'why'!
I actually loose my appetide in that 'area' seeing her postal...I guess some people just dreaming for the hole...that remind me of someone famous...Tiger???!!!

[Josef]

I guess some people just dreaming for the hole

Best quote ever!

[Joe Walther]

She may be a no-talent on a trash TV show, but I'm not ashamed to admit that I would wreck that thick little body of hers as often as she'd let me.

You're far from alone, KL. Although, you're one of the few willing to admit it. Reasons for decent, hardworking, and thoughtful people to find her antics unacceptable, crude, and self-serving are abundant. But, these people simply shrug her off as a social misfit and go on their way.

Self-proclaimed moralists--defined as people who love to moralize but never miss a chance to WATCH--on the other hand, need people like Snooki. She, along with scads of others like her, is a primary source of their daily required intake of reasons for feeling morally superior. And, an added bonus is that she gives them another sinner to pray for while they're in church.

I, on the other hand, wouldn't touch her, even if I could borrow another man's penis. For God's sake, at my age and with my present state of heart-health, it would kill me for sure!

[LozerBoozer]

I would definitely like to "let her know who's boss" !!!