How Long Could You Survive Changed to A Bunk Bed With A Velociraptor

[TomS70]

I shared a bed with a velociraptor for like 2 and a half years.

I didn't know you knew my ex-wife...

[19720]

I shared a bed with a velociraptor for like 2 and a half years.

I didn't know you knew my ex-wife...

I think all three of us know her...
except I was lucky enough NOT to marry her.....

[gdnghbrsam]

A quick death!

[Bellicose]

You know...in the wild with people vs animals you don't have to be the fastest guy...just faster than the slowest guy.

Funny stuff I just said this to my boss last week, when he was talking about a bear attacking someone. I asked if he had anyone with him, he said no. I said guess he was slower. He was like what. I said if we were in the woods and a bear was chasing us how fast would I have to run. He said pretty damn fast, I told him nope faster then you. He started laughing, and then I said I know you are kind of quick so I will just trip you, and don't worry I will tell them where you were. He thought it was so damn funny, its the truth though. Could that be why growing up all of my friends were always bigger then me, and I was always the fastest? Let alone now all of my buddies are big guys, so I know I have lost a few steps, but I can still out run them...lmao


You could survive for 1 minute, 13 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor! Weak Sauce!

[Josef]

I shared a bed with a velociraptor for like 2 and a half years.

How'd that work out for you?