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    If you watch one trailer this year make it The Human Centipede. WTF!?!?!?!

    I don't know whether to laugh or be seriously seriously disgusted. Just watch the trailer for yourself. And comment.

    YouTube - The Human Centipede - Official Trailer

    Seriously, how does somebody come up with this idea?

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    Re: If you watch one trailer this year make it The Human Centipede. WTF!?!?!?!

    WTF indeed.

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    Re: If you watch one trailer this year make it The Human Centipede. WTF!?!?!?!

    Wtf double indeed

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    Re: If you watch one trailer this year make it The Human Centipede. WTF!?!?!?!

    A taste of Obamacare?

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    Re: If you watch one trailer this year make it The Human Centipede. WTF!?!?!?!

    btw, this totally ruined my lunch

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    Re: If you watch one trailer this year make it The Human Centipede. WTF!?!?!?!

    Quote Originally Posted by Josef View Post

    Seriously, how does somebody come up with this idea?
    The voices told me to do it. (It totally didn't work though. )
    Gott weiẞ ich will kein Engel sein.

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    Re: If you watch one trailer this year make it The Human Centipede. WTF!?!?!?!

    Does the name Josef Mengele ring a bell?

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    Re: If you watch one trailer this year make it The Human Centipede. WTF!?!?!?!

    It's like a daisy chain....with sutures.

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    Re: If you watch one trailer this year make it The Human Centipede. WTF!?!?!?!

    Blech...so sorry I watched that.
    Normal is a setting on a dryer.

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    Exclamation Re: If you watch one trailer this year make it The Human Centipede. WTF!?!?!?!

    Hey, at least it's an original idea.

    *Spiderman, Batman, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, V, Clash of the Titans, ad nauseam





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    Re: If you watch one trailer this year make it The Human Centipede. WTF!?!?!?!

    All I can say is if I am going to be sutured to the anus of ANY of these people.... I would wanna make sure it is one of these ladies...
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    This movie brings a new meaning to I'd eat a yard of her poo just to see where it comes from....

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    Re: If you watch one trailer this year make it The Human Centipede. WTF!?!?!?!

    I desperately want to UN-SEE this.

    And Zip...

    Eew. Times a million.

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    Re: If you watch one trailer this year make it The Human Centipede. WTF!?!?!?!

    OK I watched the trailer, sounded and looke like some no plot useless moie of the late 50's orearly 60's, but just with modern screen effects,etc.

    I'll probably pass on that one even if it does make TV.

    Is it March 20th yet?

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    Re: If you watch one trailer this year make it The Human Centipede. WTF!?!?!?!

    Sucks to be the middle person...

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    Re: If you watch one trailer this year make it The Human Centipede. WTF!?!?!?!

    Quote Originally Posted by BillW View Post
    OK I watched the trailer, sounded and looke like some no plot useless moie of the late 50's orearly 60's, but just with modern screen effects,etc.

    I'll probably pass on that one even if it does make TV.
    Damn, who was that fellow who was worried about his spelling and such?

    Let's try this:
    OK I watched the trailer, sounded and looked like some no plot, useless SF movie of the late 50's or early 60's, but just with modern screen effects,etc.

    Is it March 20th yet?

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    Re: If you watch one trailer this year make it The Human Centipede. WTF!?!?!?!

    Eeeeew, ZIP!!! I just threw up a little in my mouth.

    Blood and guts I can handle. Work in a convalescent home that caters specifically to the insane and demented, and you will realize that you don't make jokes about that kind of thing.

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    Re: If you watch one trailer this year make it The Human Centipede. WTF!?!?!?!

    Quote Originally Posted by Curly View Post
    A taste of Obamacare?
    I don't know, but maybe Obama should overhaul the nation's prison system. Sew up 10 criminals into a centipede and throw them in a cell. That should alleviate some of the strain on the nation's overcrowded prisons. I bet the nation's crime rate goes down about 90% as well

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    Re: If you watch one trailer this year make it The Human Centipede. WTF!?!?!?!

    Looks like it just opened.

    But only on 1 screen....in the entire world. LOL

    "IFC's disturbing horror flick "Human Centipede" only opened on one screen and earned $12,400 for the frame. Check back next weekend when we discover whether "Iron Man 2" will break box office records."

    Freddy Krueger kills weekend box office - CNN.com

    I don't know if $12,400 on one screen is "good" or not.

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    Re: If you watch one trailer this year make it The Human Centipede. WTF!?!?!?!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kid Lester View Post
    Looks like it just opened.

    But only on 1 screen....in the entire world. LOL

    "IFC's disturbing horror flick "Human Centipede" only opened on one screen and earned $12,400 for the frame. Check back next weekend when we discover whether "Iron Man 2" will break box office records."

    Freddy Krueger kills weekend box office - CNN.com

    I don't know if $12,400 on one screen is "good" or not.
    Everyone else is afraid to show it, lol. Any chance that one screen was in Delaware?

    Seriously though, I think I heard this may be available On-Demand on many cable/satellite services, so that's another way to see it if you dare

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    Re: If you watch one trailer this year make it The Human Centipede. WTF!?!?!?!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kid Lester View Post
    I don't know if $12,400 on one screen is "good" or not.
    Actually, $12,400 on one screen is really good. The #1 movie in the nation only made $9000 per screen and most movies only make $1K to $2K per screen. This movie actually would have made a heck of a lot more if it opened on more screens considering there was a pretty good buzz going on about it.

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