Condom maker ranks states by, well, SIZE.

[DEMOA]

Sorry Delawaren Men!!



Condom Maker Ranks States By, Well, Size - Health News Story - KCCI Des Moines

Condom Maker Ranks States By, Well, Size

New Hampshire Orders Biggest Condoms



POSTED: 7:28 am CDT March 25, 2010






If you've ever wondered which state's men have the largest average penis size, a maker of custom-fit condoms has your answer.

Condomania says that data from its customers shows that men in New Hampshire order the largest sizes.

Oregon, New York, Indiana and Arizona, in that order, were the other states in the top 5. (50 state ranking)

The company also released a ranking of cities. New Orleans was on top, followed by Washington, D.C.; San Diego, New York City and Phoenix. (Ranking of 25 big cities)

Condomania said it developed the rankings from sales data. Since 2004, the company has sold its TheyFit condoms, which come in 76 sizes.

"After gathering detailed information on over 27,000 penises, we now have the most comprehensive database of penis sizes on the planet," said Chris Filkins, the company's director of technology. "Needless to say, these men's privacy is our utmost concern, and we're interested only in the statistics, and not who's who. But the data itself is pretty interesting."

The company said that the distribution of sizes was nearly a perfect bell curve, with one-quarter of men under 5 inches in length, one-quarter longer than 6 inches and half falling between those two marks.


Condomania, which sells custom-fit condoms, released a ranking of states based on average penis size.

1. New Hampshire
2. Oregon
3. New York
4. Indiana
5. Arizona
6. Hawaii
7. Louisiana
8. Massachusetts
9. Alabama
10. Washington
11. New Mexico
12. California
13. Arkansas
14. Nevada
15. Virginia
16. Tennessee
17. Illinois
18. Oklahoma
19. South Dakota
20. Georgia
21. Pennsylvania
22. Mississippi
23. Michigan
24. Florida
25. Rhode Island
26. Kansas
27. Maryland
28. Minnesota
29. Vermont
30. Connecticut
31. Wisconsin
32. New Jersey
33. North Dakota
34. Idaho
35. Texas
36. Missouri
37. Montana
38. Ohio
39. Nebraska
40. Colorado
41. Maine
42. North Carolina
43. Delaware
44. South Carolina
45. Kentucky
46. West Virginia
47. Alaska
48. Iowa
49. Utah
50. Wyoming

[hockey]

I would've thought Alaska to be higher up on this chart. As for Delaware.... LOL.

Nice find DEMOA.

[Kid Lester]

Delaware would be ranked much higher if I hadn't had this vasectomy.

[Kid Lester]

The biggest dicks are in D.C., which I find noticeably absent from the list.

[Rusty]

New Hampshire? Who knew?

[DEMOA]

Yay for hubby being PA-born!

[Rusty]

I wonder how many guys buy XLs just to see the clerk's reaction

[Curly]

Sorry Delawaren Men!!

I must be a freak then.









I've been using those things they make balloon animals with.

[Kid Lester]

New Hampshire? Who knew?

"Live Free Or Die"









"...Hard"

[19720]

I, single handedly(?) brought the state to a 43'rd place... if it was not for me sticking my thumb up my arse to pop it out.. I'd pee all down the front of my jeans.....

[Kid Lester]

I'm calling BS on this.

Delaware was the first state to satisfy the Constitution.

[jpsickle]

I'm calling BS on this.

Delaware was the first state to satisfy the ConSUMER.

fixed it for ya!

[19720]

I'm calling BS on this.

Delaware was the first state to satisfy the Constitution.

It's nice to come first?

[DEMOA]

"Live Free Or Die"



"...Hard"

[Kid Lester]

It's nice to come first?

Especially when a dude from New Hampshire is right behind you in the train.

[M.Bush]

I guess that's why we're called Delaware, the "Small Wonder"...

[DEMOA]

I wonder how many guys buy XLs just to see the clerk's reaction

[Rusty]

[Sugr]

So I call BS unless they have a condom fitter. You know like going to have a bra fitting done. They do say they are custom.

[daisy dog]

Question

Help answer this question below.
How did "johnson" become slang for penis?

Answer: President Johnson (LBJ) was proud of his junk and spoke about it often to his buddies. This info made its way from his inner circle into popular culture.