Lol Sure! I start with Maryland then Jersey.Originally Posted by Crabby
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Lol Sure! I start with Maryland then Jersey.
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Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
Why are Softballs hard?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Can blind people see their dreams?
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
Where's the egg in an egg roll?
Why aren't blue berries blue?
Where is the lead in a lead pencil?
Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?
It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years......
Pramick (11-18-2012)
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Why can't I find the menu to any restaurant in America on the internet? Why is there not one website where literally any restaurant can go to upload their menu? Why do we have 100 paper menus sitting in a drawer over here? Shouldn't this be obsolete?
Panama Girl (11-19-2012)
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There are several menu sites online. I can't figure out why a restaurant in today's world wouldn't take advantage of this.
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Because Paul McCartney ruined being a left handed bassist for everyone else ever post-1964.
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Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
It was allready on.
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
I don't see why not.
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
I'd keep going.
Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
Google it.
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
How do you crack corn anyways? I refuse to answer this question.
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
To make more money.
Why are Softballs hard?
It's not the ball thats soft, its the people that play the sport.
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Cuz he needed to buy more time to get into Ginger and Mary Anne's panties.
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
I point at my crotch all the time. It's usually when I'm showing women where I'd like them to place their mouth though.
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.
Which direction is the electricity going?
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
You confuse me.
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
I've never been a fan of Disney.
Can blind people see their dreams?
Ask Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder. And while we're on this topic, why are there no blind white musicians? THATS RACIST!
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
I drive 160 swiftly.
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
You ask too many questions.
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
Funk dat.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
I thought he was a member of Digital Underground under the alias Shock G?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Do they? How many lethal injections have you witnessed?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
They're stingy.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Look who's asking.
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
What's your obsession with Disney?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
I don't do that. Are you stalking me?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
I call them naranjas
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
I've never heard of the buttered bread thing. I'll have to test this theory.
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
have you ever seen a #1 pencil?
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
Purple.
Where's the egg in an egg roll?
The crust.
Why aren't blue berries blue?
Because they have nothing to be sad about.
Where is the lead in a lead pencil?
Wheres the lime in key lime pie?
Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?
Stop watching Mighty Ducks. Disney enthusiast.
Pramick (11-18-2012)
Leave me alone!!!!
I've got one:
Where has Outspoken been all this time????
Sleeping at his desk while he was supposed to be working!
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OK Here goes....what is a spammer? How does one become one? I have two folks I know from fb and they have been labeled as spammers. I feel dumb cause I don't even know what it means. I know it is a bad thing but that is about it. Help!!
Government is not the answer. Government is the problem!!
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my favorite definition is from the urban dictionary:
An evil deceiving piece of crap who likes to fill your e-mail inbox with crap about buying all sorts of ghey shit.
"If you see a spammer on the street, beat him with the nearest blunt object."
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/spammer
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spammer
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/spam
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I thought it was people who enjoyed Spam.
Pramick (11-24-2012)
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