Talented Frog

[tricksterde]

TALENTED FROG
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to perform oral sex!" "Really?" the woman replied. "It hasn't been proved but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift for her husband, and if it were true, she'd be able to avoid performing that burdensome act for her husband. She bought the frog. When she explained the frog's alleged ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this unappealing act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks. "What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked. The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone."

[Shiloh]

Is this site ever going to have the bugs taken out of it?? Its says I am not logged in and I can not get a reply from Chase or any one else I write to
my email address is shilo_3@msn.com, could someone write this address to see if its even receiving mail from this site
thank you

[Chase]

I just sent you a email shiloh, You should be ok, you posted just now. I did find a error in your account before but i thought i took care of it, let me know.

-Chase

[LowJack27]

funny trickster

[Ace]

wow what a frog

[Mark]

Where can I get one of those frong?