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    Woman jailed for public intoxicated accused of squirting breast milk at jailer

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    OWENSBORO, Ky. - A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her. WYMT-TV reported that a 31-year-old woman was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. But as she was changing into an inmate uniform, she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her.

    The woman now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at $10,000.

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    Information from: WYMT-TV, WYMT Home Page


    So what do you think? Was it a case of pumping and dumping?
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    Re: Woman jailed for public intoxicated accused of squirting breast milk at jailer

    Just for the record...I was not in Kentucky!!

    Mmmmm....moonshine....

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    Re: Woman jailed for public intoxicated accused of squirting breast milk at jailer

    She sounds classy.

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    Re: Woman jailed for public intoxicated accused of squirting breast milk at jailer

    the motorcycle chick from The Jerk comes to mind...

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    Rude, to be sure... but third degree assault?

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    Re: Woman jailed for public intoxicated accused of squirting breast milk at jailer

    Quote Originally Posted by Chase View Post
    the motorcycle chick from The Jerk comes to mind...
    "I got your name tattooed on my ass. That means we're together."

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    Re: Woman jailed for public intoxicated accused of squirting breast milk at jailer

    I want to know how close that officer was to get squirted in the face. Maybe the officer invaded her personal space. Wonder what degree of assault a flick in the forehead would be?
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    Re: Woman jailed for public intoxicated accused of squirting breast milk at jailer

    lolwut

    I'm waiting for the made-for-tv movie

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    Re: Woman jailed for public intoxicated accused of squirting breast milk at jailer

    I wonder how good a squirt she is. She probably cleans up at those carnival water gun race games.

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    Re: Woman jailed for public intoxicated accused of squirting breast milk at jailer

    Was it absolutely intentional? I mean, Ive nursed 3 kids, and if the girls were full and free, there was a strong possibility that anyone in a 15 foot radius would get a milk bath.

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    Re: Woman jailed for public intoxicated accused of squirting breast milk at jailer

    If the jailer is Lactose intolerant than I think she could be charged with assault!
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    Re: Woman jailed for public intoxicated accused of squirting breast milk at jailer

    Considering the range of bodily fluids one could be attacked with, the guard is rather lucky.


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    Re: Woman jailed for public intoxicated accused of squirting breast milk at jailer

    Some poor baby is hungry

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    Re: Woman jailed for public intoxicated accused of squirting breast milk at jailer

    Quote Originally Posted by Josef View Post
    lolwut

    I'm waiting for the made-for-tv movie
    I'm waiting for the mug shots.

    (Will the breast that fired the milk need to be entered into evidence?)

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    Re: Woman jailed for public intoxicated accused of squirting breast milk at jailer

    Quote Originally Posted by Bada Bing View Post
    Considering the range of bodily fluids one could be attacked with, the guard is rather lucky.


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    Being assaulted with breast milk would be several steps up from my current job.

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    Re: Woman jailed for public intoxicated accused of squirting breast milk at jailer

    a 31-year-old woman was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. But as she was changing into an inmate uniform


    They make you change into an inmate uniform for misdemeanors?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterPink View Post
    I'm waiting for the mug shots.

    (Will the breast that fired the milk need to be entered into evidence?)

    dibs on taking the "finger" prints.

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    Re: Woman jailed for public intoxicated accused of squirting breast milk at jailer

    Quote Originally Posted by MisterPink View Post
    I'm waiting for the mug shots.
    What, you need a little milk with your coffee?

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    Re: Woman jailed for public intoxicated accused of squirting breast milk at jailer

    If she was intoxicated , wonder if the breastmilk tasted like Pabst?

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    Re: Woman jailed for public intoxicated accused of squirting breast milk at jailer

    Quote Originally Posted by kittykat View Post
    If she was intoxicated , wonder if the breastmilk tasted like Pabst?
    Nah. For a woman of this distinction, I'd guess King Cobra.

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