lol!!!! too funny!
Ok this is NOT PC but i thought it was super funny so screw it, here goes!
Delaware Barbies – New from Matel
Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Delaware market:
" HOCKESSIN Barbie"
This princess Barbie comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV or Chevrolet Suburban , a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.
" MIDDLETOWN Barbie"
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. FAKE year round tan kit included. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.
" CITY OF WILMINGTON Barbie"
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife,a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) .unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.
" GREENVILLE/CENTREVILLE Barbie"
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2 or Chevrolet Suburban . Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.
"SUSSEX COUNTY Barbie"
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.
"REHOBOTH BEACH Barbie"
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow . She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Point Breeze Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.
lol!!!! too funny!
Sometimes I feel just like Sharpay from High School Musical....
"Don't you see that bigger is better and better is bigger. A little bit is never enough!!! No! No! No! I want it all!"
Some people choose to remain in the past with life, love and happiness; never really exploring the opportunity of a new day. To those I say: Build a bridge, Get over it, and Move on. A new life awaits you just around the bend....
I love this!
I tried to post it yesterday afternoon but I didn't have time to deal with it!
I had never seen this before and this is some funny ish
America is an idea, but it's an idea that brings with it some baggage, like power brings responsibility. It's an idea that brings with it equality, but equality even though it's the highest calling, is the hardest to reach. The idea that anything is possible, that's one of the reasons why I'm a fan of America. - Bono, Commencement University of Pennsylvania May 17, 2004
I have seen this before, but it is still funny.
max1- ima "swallow or its gone in yer eye kinda guy"
EpicWin-"is that why Cracker wears an eye patch?"
cracker- "I knew max was a homo when I realized that his d--k tasted like s--t!"
The "Ray Lewis knife" made me spit beer
I am so the Greenville/Centreville Barbie....lol.
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. -Sir Winston Churchill
Hilarious! Is there a special-edition Happy Harry's Barbie for the true fanatic? Or a Barbie car that goes extra-slow if it has low-digit black license plates?
RIP Miss Winehouse. This one's for you.
Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.
all funny, but where is the New Castle barbie?
New Castle Barbie comes complete with 7 teeth, 3 children and and 3 different Ken dolls.....not to mention the lowered 82 honda station wagon....... and if you order now we will throw in a bottle of Ripple, nothing say class like ripple
Thats what I'm talkin bout.......
Thanks for the bumpage.... I've never seen this one before. Had me laughing my ass off this morning...
"Garbage In, Garbage Out"
Those are funny...
I searched to see if they had any PA Barbies... outta luck.
Don't spread my wealth - spread my work ethic!!!!!
Unpacked my bags, setting up housekeeping...think I'm here to stay.
New Castle Barbie also comes with free tickets to the Maury Show for Barbie and 4 of her closest male BFF's who aren't currently in state custody.
I didn't want to mention the townsend barbie........one day of the week she gets to use the "Town Teeth"
Quite enjoyable reading and viewing.