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    Talking Delaware Barbie

    Ok this is NOT PC but i thought it was super funny so screw it, here goes!

    Delaware Barbies New from Matel


    Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Delaware market:


    " HOCKESSIN Barbie"
    This princess Barbie comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV or Chevrolet Suburban , a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.





    " MIDDLETOWN Barbie"
    The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. FAKE year round tan kit included. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.





    " CITY OF WILMINGTON Barbie"
    This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife,a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) .unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.





    " GREENVILLE/CENTREVILLE Barbie"
    This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2 or Chevrolet Suburban . Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.





    "SUSSEX COUNTY Barbie"
    This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.






    "REHOBOTH BEACH Barbie"
    This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow . She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Point Breeze Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.







    "DOVER/SMYRNA Barbie"
    This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.





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    lol!!!! too funny!

    Sometimes I feel just like Sharpay from High School Musical....
    "Don't you see that bigger is better and better is bigger. A little bit is never enough!!! No! No! No! I want it all!"




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    Re: Delaware Barbie

    great stuff

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    Re: Delaware Barbie

    I love this!

    I tried to post it yesterday afternoon but I didn't have time to deal with it!

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    Re: Delaware Barbie

    bump.....

    I had never seen this before and this is some funny ish


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    Re: Delaware Barbie

    I have seen this before, but it is still funny.
    max1- ima "swallow or its gone in yer eye kinda guy"

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    Re: Delaware Barbie

    The "Ray Lewis knife" made me spit beer

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    Re: Delaware Barbie

    I am so the Greenville/Centreville Barbie....lol.
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    Hilarious! Is there a special-edition Happy Harry's Barbie for the true fanatic? Or a Barbie car that goes extra-slow if it has low-digit black license plates?
    RIP Miss Winehouse. This one's for you.

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    Re: Delaware Barbie

    Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.



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    Re: Delaware Barbie

    all funny, but where is the New Castle barbie?

    New Castle Barbie comes complete with 7 teeth, 3 children and and 3 different Ken dolls.....not to mention the lowered 82 honda station wagon....... and if you order now we will throw in a bottle of Ripple, nothing say class like ripple



    Thats what I'm talkin bout.......


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    wooo that was a super blast from the past bump!!

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    Thanks for the bumpage.... I've never seen this one before. Had me laughing my ass off this morning...


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    Re: Delaware Barbie

    Those are funny...

    I searched to see if they had any PA Barbies... outta luck.
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    Re: Delaware Barbie

    Quote Originally Posted by max1 View Post
    all funny, but where is the New Castle barbie?

    New Castle Barbie comes complete with 7 teeth, 3 children and and 3 different Ken dolls.....not to mention the lowered 82 honda station wagon....... and if you order now we will throw in a bottle of Ripple, nothing say class like ripple



    Thats what I'm talkin bout.......
    Wow, THANKS MAX! FYI I have exactly 21 of my original 32 adult teeth. A FAR cry from 7 TYVM!!! Only 2 children (that I claim) and only 2 of the 3 Ken dolls were at the same time. And we all know that Mad Dog 20/20 is the ONLY way to roll.....sheesh, those damned Townsend people think they know it all....
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    Re: Delaware Barbie

    New Castle Barbie also comes with free tickets to the Maury Show for Barbie and 4 of her closest male BFF's who aren't currently in state custody.

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    Re: Delaware Barbie

    I didn't want to mention the townsend barbie........one day of the week she gets to use the "Town Teeth"


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    Re: Delaware Barbie

    Too funny
    I was thinking about the New Castle barbie too Max and guess who comes to mind ?
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    Re: Delaware Barbie

    Quote Originally Posted by Naomi View Post
    Too funny
    I was thinking about the New Castle barbie too Max and guess who comes to mind ?
    Hint******** Someone who works for me

    Ummm...for those who are not familiar with me, I do not, repeat DO NOT work for Na!

    Damn, I can almost hear the fingers slapping away on the keyboards now!
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    Re: Delaware Barbie

    Quite enjoyable reading and viewing.

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