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Delaware Barbies – New from Matel
Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Delaware market:
" HOCKESSIN Barbie"
This princess Barbie comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV or Chevrolet Suburban , a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.
" MIDDLETOWN Barbie"
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. FAKE year round tan kit included. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.
" CITY OF WILMINGTON Barbie"
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife,a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) .unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.
" GREENVILLE/CENTREVILLE Barbie"
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2 or Chevrolet Suburban . Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.
"SUSSEX COUNTY Barbie"
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.
"REHOBOTH BEACH Barbie"
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow . She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Point Breeze Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.