What makes you happy?

[Kid Lester]

So, the other night I'm getting the kids ready for bed, PJ's and all that. I get my 3 y.o. son undressed down to his undies, and send him off to the bathroom to go potty before he gets zipped up in his PJ's. My 5 y.o. daughter is in the chair to my right. As my son is on the hopper, I get hit with a giant gas pain. So I lean sideways, and crank out a monster.

I yell, "Son, come quick! I just farted! Come smell it!"

So..being 3, he comes running from the bathroom, pulling up his pants. He sticks his face right in the chair behind me. He recoils and exclaims, "Pee You! That really stinks, Daddy!"

And then my daughter sits up in her chair. "I wanna smell it, too!" So she comes running over and does the same thing. She takes a deep sniff, and then walks back over to her chair.

"Well," she says. "I'm never doing that again."

[max1]

So, the other night I'm getting the kids ready for bed, PJ's and all that. I get my 3 y.o. son undressed down to his undies, and send him off to the bathroom to go potty before he gets zipped up in his PJ's. My 5 y.o. daughter is in the chair to my right. As my son is on the hopper, I get hit with a giant gas pain. So I lean sideways, and crank out a monster.

I yell, "Son, come quick! I just farted! Come smell it!"

So..being 3, he comes running from the bathroom, pulling up his pants. He sticks his face right in the chair behind me. He recoils and exclaims, "Pee You! That really stinks, Daddy!"

And then my daughter sits up in her chair. "I wanna smell it, too!" So she comes running over and does the same thing. She takes a deep sniff, and then walks back over to her chair.

"Well," she says. "I'm never doing that again."

Girls are smart when it comes to that, the best way I have found to "Share" is simply do the deed then ask "Does anyone smell pop corn?" everyone in the room will take a deep sniff :-)

[cracker]

In about 24 hours I'll be on a plane. I haven't seen my aunt or cousins in 10 years. I'll be a pretty happy guy once I get there.

[Kid Lester]

Girls are smart when it comes to that, the best way I have found to "Share" is simply do the deed then ask "Does anyone smell pop corn?" everyone in the room will take a deep sniff :-)

LMFAO.

Apparently I gotta spread some rep around before I can give you anymore. Otherwise, it'd be there

[jpsickle]

a full time job!

[max1]

well well well, if it aint JP......


:-)

[Curly]

You only live once and I'm not going to put it off any longer. To many of my friends are dying of cancer, stroking out or heart attack. In two weeks if all goes well and I've already been approved for the financing, this will be mine:

[max1]

nice

[Chase]

very nice, congrats.

[longnecker]

My car was due for inspection. I went to Georgetown and pulled off of 113 at 8:32 through inspection and renewed tag at the drive up window and pulling out at 8:45. 13 minutes!!!!

[cracker]

Everybody on my new team at work decided that I look like the guy from Breaking Bad this morning. I usually get Harry Potter so I'm pretty happy about this new development.