Woman's Hair Weave Stops Bullet

[rockmama]

Due to intense media attention, the woman has decided to go into hiding. At this moment, she is weaving on a jet plane. Don't know when she'll be back again.

[Jessica]

So I'm wondering if I missed the part in that news piece where it mentioned their ethnicity and/or racial make up, as well as their affinity for rap, or are we just going with sterotypes ?

Not that there's anything wrong with that ...

They have actually interviewed the woman in question, the video is floating around these internets.

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They didn't specifically ask her if she enjoyed rap music, so I suppose you can also imagine the lyrics I penned for the informercial set to a polka beat, or a country twang, since you felt the need to make a point of it.

[rockmama]

I imagined your song in a more British neo-blues light, Jessica.
I mean, if ever a weave could stop a bullet:

[Jessica]

I imagined your song in a more British neo-blues light, Jessica.
I mean, if ever a weave could stop a bullet:

If a weave could ever stop an atomic bomb, you mean.