Where do I meet these women?

Robb · #1 09-04-2007, 12:18 PM

http://www.mansfieldnewsjournal.com/...WS01/709030314

Police calls: Man says woman is pressuring him for sex

Grant Street, Mansfield -- A 50-year-old man reported Sunday morning that a 29-year-old acquaintance has pressured him to have sex with her. When he refuses, she threatens to call the police and file false reports on him. The woman became irate and screamed at the officer who contacted her. She was told to stay away from the man.

Green Lantern · #2 09-04-2007, 12:21 PM

Does this mean you are moving to Mansfield next?

Robb · #3 09-04-2007, 12:22 PM

Quite possibly.

Green Lantern · #4 09-04-2007, 12:27 PM

The downside - You are not 50 so this woman will have no interest in you.

Sorry.

But look on the brightside, I saved you another move.

Kid Lester · #5 09-04-2007, 12:27 PM

General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?
General Jack D. Ripper: Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.
General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.