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SYDNEY — A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian".
Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported.
The orchard worker later called back and said: "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right, you know."
Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours' community work.
Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life. FOXNews.com - Man Claims to Speak 'Australian' After Allegedly Being Raped by Wombat - International News | News of the World | Middle East News | Europe News
Even if this happened I dont think I would be calling the cops TMI lol
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Originally Posted by frogman68  SYDNEY — A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian".
Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported.
The orchard worker later called back and said: "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right, you know."
Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours' community work.
Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life. FOXNews.com - Man Claims to Speak 'Australian' After Allegedly Being Raped by Wombat - International News | News of the World | Middle East News | Europe News If this happened I dont think I would be calling the cops TMI lol |
What would you do Frogman?? Snuggle a little while, light up a cigarette, and smalltalk before you ordered pizza????? 
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03-27-2008, 11:11 AM
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This should have gone in the pranks, thread, Froggie. :P
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03-27-2008, 11:16 AM
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awwwww, crikey, loook ut the sighze uh dat wombat mate!
Fosters-induced beastiality.... it's "Australian" for beer.
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I think the truest part of the story is that alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.
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