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Re: Man Claims to Speak 'Australian' After Allegedly Being Raped by Wombat

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SYDNEY — A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian".
Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help
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Re: Man Claims to Speak 'Australian' After Allegedly Being Raped by Wombat

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