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BERLIN (Reuters) – The French say they need the largest condoms in Europe while Greeks get by on smaller ones, according to a Europe-wide study by a German consultancy that provides advice on condoms.
The study by the Singen-based Institute of Condom Consultancy was done by asking 10,500 men in 25 countries to measure their penis and enter the number into a database.
The results show Frenchmen on average claim to need 15.48-cm (6.09-inch) long condoms, about 3 cm longer than Greeks, whose condom-size requirement was the most modest.
Jan Vinzenz Krause, the institute's director, told Reuters Friday the data was collected over a period of eight months.
He did not want to comment on how honest he thought the Frenchmen had been in reporting the data.
The survey was aimed at educating youngsters about the importance of effective contraception.
The institute also offers online condom-size advice and hosts "Pimp Your Condom" -- an annual fair organised in cooperation with the national Aids Trust -- with the aim of educating teens about sexually transmitted diseases.
Krause was in the spotlight in the past when he produced a prototype of the "spray-on condom" -- an aerosol can which contains latex that creates a perfectly fitting condom. But the idea was not developed further.
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12-02-2008, 12:52 PM
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The study by the Singen-based Institute of Condom Consultancy was done by asking 10,500 men in 25 countries to measure their penis and enter the number into a database........... | Quote:
He did not want to comment on how honest he thought the Frenchmen had been in reporting the data.
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How accurate is this gonna be???? asking GUYS to measure their 'manhood'??? They should've had some independent measurers in place.
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12-02-2008, 12:54 PM
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You can't use honest and Frenchman in the same sentence.. It's an oxymoron..
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12-02-2008, 12:59 PM
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I've always said that France has the biggest pricks.
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12-02-2008, 01:13 PM
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How accurate is this gonna be???? asking GUYS to measure their 'manhood'??? They should've had some independent measurers in place. |
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Originally Posted by Sugr Don't they call those fluffers? Bwahahaha! | explain this to me...I've never heard of this term. ???
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12-02-2008, 01:39 PM
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12-02-2008, 01:40 PM
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12-02-2008, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty The study by the Singen-based Institute of Condom Consultancy was done by asking 10,500 men in 25 countries to measure their penis and enter the number into a database.
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12-02-2008, 02:40 PM
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Actually I'll bet the Greeks aren't modest, I'll bet they're just sneaky. "Sorry Dear, it doesn't fit, condom's too small, don't worry, I'll pull out."
The French are probably pulling them slowly out of the pack in front of their girl, then rolling it up about three inches when she aint lookin'. (Isn't that where they get the bait-and-switch reputation??)
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