Cooking With Balls: World's first testicle recipe book

Rusty · #1 10-03-2008, 03:20 PM

Posted 10-03-2008, Valkyrie, TalkPa

A chef is publishing a book of recipes for cooking with testicles.

Hailed as the world's first recipe collection of its kind, Cooking With Balls includes testicle pizza, battered testicles and and barbecued testicles with giblets.

Ljubomir Erovic, the chef behind the book, said testicles are rich in testosterone and are believed to be a powerful aphrodisiac in China as well as his homeland of Serbia.

The collection, made available by e-book publishers YUDU, features testicles from several different animals, including stallions, ostriches, bulls, pigs and turkeys.

"Wash testicles thoroughly for 30-45 minutes," begins the recipe for testicles pie. "Once softened, mince them in a mincer."

A "very sharp knife" is needed for traditional style testicles, which get boiled, cut up and deep fried in hot oil.

Erovic, 45, said: "The tastiest testicles in my opinion probably come from bulls, stallions or ostriches, although other people have their own favourites. All testicles can be eaten - except human, of course. The best for aphrodisiac properties are sheep and stallion testicles."

Erovic also organises the World Testicle Cooking Championship held annually in Serbia since 2004. It draws in chefs from Australia, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Norway and Serbia. One metric tonne of testicles are prepared during the contest.

"When not cooking or eating testicles, or helping others to do so, (Erovic) now runs a company involved in the maintenance of medical and dental equipment," the book said.

Sample recipe: Goulash with stallion or bull testicles

Ingredients

2-3 tablespoons lard
4kg stallion of bull testicles
2-3 onions
1 clove garlic
peppercorn and ground pepper
thyme
mint herb
milfoil (plant)
red ground seasoning pepper or tomato puree
hot chilli pepper to taste
salt
mix seasoning
1 tbsp plain flour
200ml white wine
1 tablespoon honey
2 squares cooking chocolate

Method

Cut testicles into thin slices. Fry briefly, adding finely chopped onion, garlic, black ground pepper and chilli. Cook while gradually adding water. When nearly finished, add white wine. When wine evaporates a bit, add mix seasoning, pepper, thyme, milfoil, red pepper powder, mint herb and a tablespoon of flour. Mix all well until wine completely evaporates and at the very end add honey and chocolate. Instead of red ground seasoning pepper you can use tomato puree. Tomato puree is used to get red colour, so don't use ketchup.

Ljubomir Erovic said the best for aphrodisiac properties are sheep and stallion testicles Photo: YUDU

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I'm not sure about you, but I don't plan to buy this cookbook

SCRAPPY · #2 10-03-2008, 03:21 PM

God.. That makes me think of "Funny Farm", with Chevy Chase..

That's a funny movie..

DEMOA · #3 10-03-2008, 03:22 PM

How many guys reading this article just crossed their legs and winced?

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DEMOA · #4 10-03-2008, 03:27 PM

I am definitely buying the book if they have the recipe for Schweddy Balls.....yummmm....

Bada Bing · #5 10-03-2008, 03:29 PM

Iron Chef.

Testicles!

But why do you call it the "tea-bag" sandwich?

Kid Lester · #6 10-03-2008, 03:37 PM

I don't know why they call this stuff Testicle Helper....

Bada Bing · #7 10-03-2008, 03:40 PM

mmmm. has kind of a nutty flavor!

Kid Lester · #8 10-03-2008, 03:45 PM

Nice and tender...not chewy like the last pair. This guy must've free-balled a lot.

rockmama · #9 10-03-2008, 04:20 PM

MAN! This is just the Teaser Version! Just when I think I'm gonna get lucky with some cougar cojones....

19720 · #10 10-05-2008, 10:53 AM

Sample recipe: Goulash with stallion or bull testicles Ingredients • 2-3 tablespoons lard• 4kg stallion of bull testicles• 2-3 onions• 1 clove garlic• peppercorn and ground pepper• thyme• mint herb• milfoil (plant)• red ground seasoning pepper or tomato puree• hot chilli pepper to taste• salt• mix seasoning• 1 tbsp plain flour• 200ml white wine• 1 tablespoon honey• 2 squares cooking chocolate Method Cut testicles into thin slices. Fry briefly, adding finely chopped onion, garlic, black ground pepper and chilli. Cook while gradually adding water. When nearly finished, add white wine. When wine evaporates a bit, add mix seasoning, pepper, thyme, milfoil, red pepper powder, mint herb and a tablespoon of flour. Mix all well until wine completely evaporates and at the very end add honey and chocolate. Instead of red ground seasoning pepper you can use tomato puree. Tomato puree is used to get red colour, so don't use ketchup.

This recipe usually takes about 40 minutes to prepare from start to finish, but if it is prepared by a male, will take 3 to 4 hours accounting for the wince and holding of his genitals every time the thought of actually having his jewels stewing in the pot.......

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