Anybody seen this one?

It's stupid as all hell, but it had me cracking up the whole way through.

Some of the quotes are hillarious!

You know who's got hands?? The Devil, he uses them for holding!

This movie made me laugh out loud SO many times. That's a major deal, I don't laugh out loud at much, I'm too intellectual, lol.

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The only way to bring about change is to actively strive to achieve it. - (7-24-09, Witchofthedogs)

Oh my God! You done gone smellblind!

My wife and I are currently in a custody battle. She's trying to force me to take custody, and I don't think that's right. I think if a man wants to walk away and abdicate all responsibility, he should be able to do that.

"Oh, this is really a dark point in my life....!"

I love that part.

"Honey, I'm on the road now. I'm going to have to miss some holidays, some Christmases, some birthdays...I mean, let's face it, I'm going to be missing some births."

I walk hard all the time!

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"Government isn't the solution to our problems. Government is the problem." - Ronald Reagan
"Time you can never get back but money you can always make." - My Wife

It's called "Karate", man. Only two kinds of people know it: the Chinese, and the King. And one of them is me.

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I'm gettin' hard on myself, sitting in my easy chair.