The Worst Drink in America

hockey · #21 10-14-2008, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ss0847

there used to be a clear pepsi...I loved that..

I used to like this stuff too...it was called "Crystal Pepsi", right?

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Originally Posted by LozerBoozer

Aspen Soda... (apple flavored) for you old farts like me. really good.
Welch's Strawberry Soda. yum.

I also loved Aspen...

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Am I the only one who's never had Mad Dog 20/20?

Roogle · #22 10-14-2008, 09:32 PM

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give it a shot. you will love it.

19720 · #23 10-14-2008, 11:31 PM

Making the worst drink in America...

This drink starts out at opening time, and then ferments all day until last call....

The bartender uses the same bar rag all day, sweeping up ashes from cigarettes, miscellaneous alcohol from drunken patrons which have spilled their drinks before being flagged, and the usual spittle from the patron who has coughed up a lung on the bar....

Now from opening time to closing time the bartender has used this same rag doing all of the things that only a bartender can do with a bar rag.... Now it's your turn... Flag the bartender down to your end of the bar, and ask for a bar rag and squeeze the liquid in a shot glass, and if you're lucky, two, and offer one to your buddy..... If he pops it down like a hungry hooker lookin for cash.... You better swallow too, or be branded a puss the rest of your days at the bar....

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Decent · #24 10-14-2008, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by 19720

Making the worst drink in America...

This drink starts out at opening time, and then ferments all day until last call....

The bartender uses the same bar rag all day, sweeping up ashes from cigarettes, miscellaneous alcohol from drunken patrons which have spilled their drinks before being flagged, and the usual spittle from the patron who has coughed up a lung on the bar....

Now from opening time to closing time the bartender has used this same rag doing all of the things that only a bartender can do with a bar rag.... Now it's your turn... Flag the bartender down to your end of the bar, and ask for a bar rag and squeeze the liquid in a shot glass, and if you're lucky, two, and offer one to your buddy..... If he pops it down like a hungry hooker lookin for cash.... You better swallow too, or be branded a puss the rest of your days at the bar....

Ew.

motherof3 · #25 10-15-2008, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by 19720

Making the worst drink in America...

This drink starts out at opening time, and then ferments all day until last call....

The bartender uses the same bar rag all day, sweeping up ashes from cigarettes, miscellaneous alcohol from drunken patrons which have spilled their drinks before being flagged, and the usual spittle from the patron who has coughed up a lung on the bar....

Now from opening time to closing time the bartender has used this same rag doing all of the things that only a bartender can do with a bar rag.... Now it's your turn... Flag the bartender down to your end of the bar, and ask for a bar rag and squeeze the liquid in a shot glass, and if you're lucky, two, and offer one to your buddy..... If he pops it down like a hungry hooker lookin for cash.... You better swallow too, or be branded a puss the rest of your days at the bar....

Oh God Zippy!!! I jus threw up in my mouth a little!! EWWWWWWWWWWWW

ss0847 · #26 10-15-2008, 05:02 AM

I told u not to hang out at rons bar before it burnt down

19720 · #27 10-15-2008, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ss0847

I told u not to hang out at rons bar before it burnt down

LOL..... Coincidence....

I was in there the day before it burnt down.......

Jessica · #28 10-15-2008, 08:04 PM

My husband tells a funny story about Pepsi Kona. He went to Temple (the college, not the religious building) in the mid 1990s when Pepsi Kona debuted. Pepsi was marketing on campus, and gave out cans of Kona for free to students.

As he was walking to class, holding a nearly empty and incredibly cold coffee, a homeless man asked him for change. Having none, he instead offered him the unopened can of Kona from his backpack.

The homeless guy took one look at it, made a disgusted face, and said "No thanks, man. Can I just have the rest of that coffee?"

Pepsi Kona: So Foul Even Philly's Homeless Won't Drink It

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