Oatmeal and glass of Sunny D.

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Home owner asssoc has a $5 auce breakfast.Think I'll try it out. Pick up wife on way home from work and go.

Took me a while to figure out auce, bit I finally did - enjoy but just remember to 'PIG OUT'.

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Zoë says, Enough is enough, Bring on the Spring!

Damn I had oatmeal also, but with V8 and iced coffee.

I coulda had a V-8......

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Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners, searches, pat downs, etc. Have an appropriate booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but WILL detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

They get their wish and we get ours!

Have my little girl this weekend and thought it would be nice to cook us a nice breakfast this morning.... Eggs, bacon and toast........


Love me some eggs, bacon AND toast... As long as there is an unlimited supply of Tabasco on my eggs..... What I don't like is bacon grease popping and splashing into my god damned eye.... Never had that happen before... Thought I was going to lose that MoFo..... MAN, did that hurt....


AJ sure had a good laugh out of it......... Kids....

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-G. Carlin

Omelette with salsa, bacon, toast, OJ, banana, and 2 cups of coffee.

One of the benefits of visiting home is a well-made breakfast

Egg and scrapple on wholewheat toast.