| Re: Lance Armstrong attended two cancer charity balls yesterday If I won the Tour de France once, twice...seven times...
I'm pretty sure I could find a way to parlay that into some income without having to invent testicular cancer.
And if I was going to lie about having a disease, it wouldn't be a disease that affected my junk.
"Hey baby...wanna see a man with one nut? Ooooohhh, wait a sec...be right back...I also have chronic diarrhea." |