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Did you know our bodies were made for squatting to poo instead of sitting??
There are actually places that make 'squatting' toilets. I cant bring myself to ... | |  | Everybody Poops WRONG Health and Wellness 
09-11-2008, 06:36 PM
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Totally new thread.
Did you know our bodies were made for squatting to poo instead of sitting??
There are actually places that make 'squatting' toilets. I cant bring myself to do that, but ever since I was little, our parents made us use a block under our feet that brought our knees up much higher than our bottoms. Like sitting on the toilet yet squatting at the same time. Now I just use piles of books, whichever one I'm not reading, lol.
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Oncologists have observed that 80% of colon cancers occur in the caecum and the sigmoid colon, the two areas that are not fully evacuated in the sitting posture. This causes fecal stagnation and probably explains why colon cancer is the second leading cause of cancer deaths in the United States. In traditional Asian and African cultures where squatting is the norm, colon cancer is virtually unknown!
Most hemorrhoids will heal without relapse when, upon urge, the squat posture is adopted for bowel movements.
Another serious condition caused by sitting to evacuate instead of squatting is the leakage of wastes into the small intestine. This affects the ileo-caecal valve, which is considered by modern medicine to be inherently flawed because it is so often leaking. Ask a kinesiologist and they will most likely tell you that the ileo-caecal correction is one of the most common corrections that needs to be done. Also, the toxins get into the bloodstream and hence put more pressure on the liver which has to detox them.
Most sufferers usually notice significant comfort improvement within seven days of making this simple change of habit to the squat posture because body wastes pass through the straightened anal canal.
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Even just doing the block thing, or whatever thing, to raise your knees higher that your butt, will be a huge help. Especially in those square-peg round hole incidences, Kid, lol.
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09-11-2008, 06:40 PM
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Decent...sweetheart......wheeeeere do you come up with this stuff??????  |
09-11-2008, 07:06 PM
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This kind of proves my theory that we were also meant to squat when giving birth...
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09-12-2008, 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted by gtstang  Decent...sweetheart......wheeeeere do you come up with this stuff?????? | On the potty, of course, lol. I'm not thinking about poo at like, dinner, or when we're scroggin, gosh, lol.
First time I actually thought about looking up why I've always done what I did, soince I was little. Used to think my parents were nutty, now I actually find out they were right. I'll have to write it in a note and send it up with a balloon:
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Y'all were right about the whole 'We were made to squat and poo, not sit and poo thing'. I've found proof. Love you miss you!" | | The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to Decent For This Useful Post: | |
09-12-2008, 09:06 AM
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If sit and poo is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
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Originally Posted by Panama Girl This kind of proves my theory that we were also meant to squat when giving birth... | I've always thought that myself. What idiot decided that it was better for all of us to be prone in a bed trying to push?
Plus, they tell you to push as if you were having a bowel movement when you're giving birth.
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Originally Posted by Pythoness What idiot decided that it was better for all of us to be prone in a bed trying to push? | Some lazy-ass male doctor, for sure. Probably didn't want to have to squat too, because it looks "undignified".
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Plus, they tell you to push as if you were having a bowel movement when you're giving birth.
| If that's the case I'm gonna need a C-section because there is no way I will be able to even fake-poo in bed. Nuh-uh. Not happening. Potty training took very well here. |
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09-12-2008, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Panama Girl Some lazy-ass male doctor, for sure. Probably didn't want to have to squat too, because it looks "undignified".
If that's the case I'm gonna need a C-section because there is no way I will be able to even fake-poo in bed. Nuh-uh. Not happening. Potty training took very well here. | If they give you a choice, pick c-section. Seriously. I mean a lot of women say "I won't feel like a real woman" or "I just want to try it naturally." etc. F-that, lol. I mean go out and buy like 10 large cucumbers and put them in 'there' all at the same time while you're having your period then get your SO to punch you in the abdomen, hard. That's just a bit of what it feels like from what I've heard. The babies are so much prettier too, so round and perfect looking, not all squished up and pointy headed. They look like babies finally look a month later after their heads have gone back into place. A c-section is even shorter time to recover than a vaginal birth. If I were having another I'd def want another c section. |
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Originally Posted by Decent If they give you a choice, pick c-section. Seriously. I mean a lot of women say "I won't feel like a real woman" or "I just want to try it naturally." etc. F-that, lol. I mean go out and buy like 10 large cucumbers and put them in 'there' all at the same time while you're having your period then get your SO to punch you in the abdomen, hard. That's just a bit of what it feels like from what I've heard. The babies are so much prettier too, so round and perfect looking, not all squished up and pointy headed. They look like babies finally look a month later after their heads have gone back into place. A c-section is even shorter time to recover than a vaginal birth. If I were having another I'd def want another c section. | Someone once described it to me as "trying to shit a cantaloupe while having the cramps from Hell". I'll pass.
My sister was already told she has to have a C-section (she's really narrow-hipped), and we were all C-babies, so I really have no problem with the idea. Plus, no risk of tears, episiotomies, postpartum incontinence, or not being quite as tight as before the baby...  | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode | 
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