| Re: Cancel Free Credit Report?
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"Thank you for calling FreeCreditReport.com. Please listen to the following options. To cancel your account press 1."
Beeep
"Please wait while your call is being transferred."
The sound of 14 digital beeps...call being transferred to India
"Thank you for calling FreeCreditReport.com. My name is "unintelligible". How may I help you."
"I'd like to cancel my account."
"Oh. So sorry to hear that. Is there a problem with your account?"
"No. I just wanted a quick credit check. Now I want to cancel my account."
"Oh. I see, sir."
Personal information is verified
"Okay, Mr. Lester. I have your account here. So, are you at work now?"
"No.......I'm home on break."
"I see, sir. Do you mind if I ask you what your area of expertise is?"
"Yes I do mind. I don't believe that's relevant. I just want to cancel my account."
"I understand, sir. We have a triple advantage plan that does yadda, yadda, yadda...all for only $14.99 per month."
"Sounds swell. But I just want to cancel my account."
"I see sir. So, home for lunch, eh?"
"Yes."
"What's is your lunch today, sir? A sandwich?"
"Ummmm...yeah, whatever."
"Wonderful. What kind of sandwich?"
"What? What difference does it make? It's gone. How much longer is this gonna take?"
"I appreciate your patience sir. I myself have a tuna sandwich right here on my plate."
"That's.....that's...*sigh* "
"Because you are such a valued customer, we can offer you the triple advantage for 25% off our regular monthly rate."
"You're looking at my credit report, right? I have 2 accounts with 2 balances. Do you think I need 3 credit agencies to monitor my 2 accounts every month? Just cancel the account, please."
"Very good, sir."  | 
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