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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in ... | | | Who's familiar with the term "Post Turtle"
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| | | just saw this posted elsewhere, i got a laugh out of it...
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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President.
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain."You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with."
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I read it to Kelsey and she didn't laugh, she just turned back around to her computer and said, "Yup...that sums her up." TOO FUNNY!
But damned if I haven't raised my kids right!
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| | | I guess I was familiar with it because I read the same thing during the Primaries with Obama substituted for Palin, oh bother ...
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