Random Musings

Kid Lester · #21 03-01-2008, 10:04 AM

This morning, I passed gas (featuring Akon)

Later, I heard an ambulance (featuring Akon) drive by

Then I went to iTunes and downloaded "Soul Patrol (on the Pole)"- Taylor Hicks (featuring Akon)

Tracy · #22 03-01-2008, 10:14 AM

Halle Berry has split personalities......I watched "Perfect Stranger" last night and it was AWFUL and she seriously needs to attend Overactors Ananimous. She also has made some SERIOUS dogs....Can you say "Catwoman?" But yet, this is the same woman that did such a great job in "Introducing Dorothy Dandridge" and "Monster's Ball." I know all actors make good movies and bad movies, but what is strange about her is that she does such a good acting job in some movies but is sooooooooo bad in others. It's just plain weird! Ok, there's my random musing for the morning!

Rusty · #23 03-03-2008, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Panama Girl

I still haven't found any shemale midget porn among them though... Does Ali G have any?

EXACTLY! Where IS that Bing anyway???

Panama Girl · #24 03-03-2008, 11:05 AM

Why is it called "Customer Service" when they're not customers and offer no services?

Who came up with "dead as a doornail"? Wouldn't a coffin nail be a much deader piece of ironmongery? (Remember, coffin nails have been around longer than cigarettes, so that nickname is relatively recent; it doesn't influence the thought here).

How come in the movies a man will take a beating in a bar fight and not emit the slightest whimper, but as soon as a woman pats a scrape with a damp handkerchief he'll whine and grimace?

Why do magazines always come out a month before their purported publishing date (e.g. the March issue in early February)?

I've read it through three times and gone over it with a fine-toothed comb: nowhere in the novel does the Count of Monte Cristo eat the sandwich named after him....

Pythoness · #25 03-03-2008, 05:04 PM

So, I got to thinking after the posts in the Stop & Search thread..

I'm pretty sure I am a living urban legend in my neighborhood. I can only imagine the things that get said about me.

"Don't go near that apartment. I opened the door on accident thinking it was your apartment, and she was standing there with a sword."

"Don't go near that apartment. They have a wolf." "I heard it was a fox." "I dunno, but it's MEAN."

"She has Satanic symbols on her door and keeps black cats!"

(This is all true, btw, but the pentacles and pentagrams were there when we moved in. I just thought it was funny and never did anything to remove them.)

"She goes walking around with the skunks in the middle of the night, and talks to them. I think she's crazy."

19720 · #26 03-03-2008, 05:18 PM

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"She goes walking around with the skunks in the middle of the night, and talks to them. I think she's crazy."

No need to think..

LOL..j/k

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Kid Lester · #27 03-10-2008, 02:01 PM

Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch beats the piss out of General Mills Reese's Puffs.

Reese's Puffs taste like Cocoa Puffs and....a mistake.

Pythoness · #28 03-10-2008, 02:02 PM

Cap'n Crunch beats the piss out of just about anything..

except The 12.

Panama Girl · #29 03-10-2008, 02:09 PM

Mmmmmm... Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch. It's my nemesis.... such a delicious one, too.

Kid Lester · #30 03-10-2008, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Panama Girl

Mmmmmm... Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch. It's my nemesis.... such a delicious one, too.

I'm feelin that. My grocery store was selling Reese's Puffs for a buck ninety-nine a box at the end of the aisle. I figured....what the hell.

Half way thru the bowl, I'm looking at 'em like....this blows.

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