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Bada Bing · #12 10-29-2008, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Jessica

I will save you all the trouble of joining by giving a summary of Guys Club:

I like boobs!

I like beer!

I just scratched myself!

Cool, I just farted!

I just scratched myself while farting and grabbing a boob and drinking a beer.

Sports.

The end.

As a man, I am insulted by this post.

(primarily because it's true)

(a nice booty ain't bad either)

MetalBrent · #13 10-29-2008, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Jessica

I just scratched myself while farting and grabbing a boob and drinking a beer.

Ya see it’s not all boobs, beer, sports and farts...
We’ll have detailed conversations on how to do all those things at once. To achieve such a feat, you would have to scratch with one hand and use your other hand to hold the beer that you’re pouring down a boob you’re holding with your mouth. Now comes the most difficult part, timing the fart to blast just as the beer hits your lips. This is hard cuz the fart and the boob have to be ready to go before you start the sequence, and people who have boobs are not always super cooperative when it comes to beer and farts. Unless it’s a dude boob and drinking off but that’s gay, also you will most likely have to stop the scratching to defend yourself from a slap from the boobed person. Now if you have one of those ass scratcher devices you might be able to add pinball to the equation, and it also gives you a weapon, oh yeah you forgot weapons …..sh#t we have a lot to discuss. Sign me up

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DEMOA · #14 10-29-2008, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by MetalBrent

Ya see it’s not all boobs, beer, sports and farts...
We’ll have detailed conversations on how to do all those things at once. To achieve such a feat, you would have to scratch with one hand and use your other hand to hold the beer that you’re pouring down a boob you’re holding with your mouth. Now comes the most difficult part, timing the fart to blast just as the beer hits your lips. This is hard cuz the fart and the boob have to be ready to go before you start the sequence, and people who have boobs are not always super cooperative when it comes to beer and farts. Unless it’s a dude boob and drinking off but that’s gay, also you will most likely have to stop the scratching to defend yourself from a slap from the boobed person. Now if you have one of those ass scratcher devices you might be able to add pinball to the equation, and it also gives you a weapon, oh yeah you forgot weapons …..sh#t we have a lot to discuss. Sign me up

Kinda disturbing how you have this all figured out to a T. Hmmmm....

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SCRAPPY · #15 10-29-2008, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by MetalBrent

Ya see it’s not all boobs, beer, sports and farts...
We’ll have detailed conversations on how to do all those things at once. To achieve such a feat, you would have to scratch with one hand and use your other hand to hold the beer that you’re pouring down a boob you’re holding with your mouth. Now comes the most difficult part, timing the fart to blast just as the beer hits your lips. This is hard cuz the fart and the boob have to be ready to go before you start the sequence, and people who have boobs are not always super cooperative when it comes to beer and farts. Unless it’s a dude boob and drinking off but that’s gay, also you will most likely have to stop the scratching to defend yourself from a slap from the boobed person. Now if you have one of those ass scratcher devices you might be able to add pinball to the equation, and it also gives you a weapon, oh yeah you forgot weapons …..sh#t we have a lot to discuss. Sign me up

You forgot the most important part.....
All this while watching the Flyers or Phils....

MetalBrent · #16 10-29-2008, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by DEMOA

Kinda disturbing how you have this all figured out to a T. Hmmmm....

Thanks!!!!

MetalBrent · #17 10-29-2008, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by SCRAPPY

You forgot the most important part.....
All this while watching the Flyers or Phils....

I didn't forget
you do it during a commercial

SCRAPPY · #18 10-29-2008, 08:22 AM

And girls think we can't multi task..

MetalBrent · #19 10-29-2008, 08:28 AM

They just don’t under stand
It’s not about multitasking it’s about prioritizing, you see the trash doesn’t need to be on the curb till Wednesday but the cheerleaders are only doing body shots tonight

Bellicose · #20 11-06-2008, 09:05 PM

New discussion in da club. Go checkie!

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