07-09-2008, 10:52 AM
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| Re: Gratitude
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Originally Posted by Bada Bing  Apologies in advance to my dear friend Rusty. Forgive me Lord, I know not what I do.... (but I do it anyway).
Life Is a Gift
- Today before you say an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak. Zip it pal, silence is golden!
- Before you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone who has nothing to eat. You need a diet anyway!
- Before you complain about your husband or wife - Think of someone who's crying out to GOD for a companion. You can have my spouse!
- Today before you complain about life - Think of someone who went too early to heaven. Hey, you're in heaven, quit complaining!
- Before you complain about your children - Think of someone who desires children but they can't have them. No college tuition payments!
- Before you argue about your dirty house someone didn't clean or sweep - Think of the people who are living in the streets. No mortgage payments!
- Before whining about the distance you drive Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet. Gas is expensive anyway!
- When you are tired and complain about your job - Think of the unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your job. You can sit home all day and chat on Talk Delaware!
- Before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another - Remember that not one of us is without sin. Sinners are fun!
- And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down - Put a smile on your face and think: you're alive and still around. Drink to numb the pain!
The moral of my story is, there is always a silver lining!! Question: if that fool poked his own eyes out for a woman, why didn't he just go ahead and hand over his balls? Also, if he had no eyes, how did tears come falling out? Did Witchy check this one out on snopes?? Love you Rusty!  |  i needed that laugh...trust me  |
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