The dumbest song lyrics you've ever heard...

I stumbled upon this in the other thread...


how about...

what you know about me...what you know?
my lip gloss be cool...
my lip gloss be poppin
I be sittin at my locker
and all the boys be stoppin..



or how about...lmfao!

I N D E P E N D E N T....do ya know what that mean?

no rogaine...in the propane flow is pretty up there though...anyone else?

That whole Summer Girls song by LFO. Remember that noise?

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
Your the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speakin
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch


If I ever happened to accidentally hear that song, it momentarily made me want to gouge my eardrums out.

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Rosie.....I got somethin for ya.....


<<<hands Rosie an Ice Pick>>>

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ZIP! Have you joined the ranks of those that seek my immediate demise???

had to call out fred durst...a lot limp bizkits records...lol...but I love this song!!

drama makes the world go around
does anyone gotta problem with that
my business...is my business
who's guilty can I get a witness
first things first
the chocolate starfish is my man fred dusrt
access hollywood license to kill
a redneck fcka from jacksonville...
something somethin...got machetes in my trunk
rockin so steady with the he saidshe sais
and don't forget about the starfish navigation system
no cheap thrills baby!
fill the briefcase with three dolla bills
im just an ordinary run of the mill
fella spittin out hella mic skills
and imma keep my pants saggin...
keep a skateboard...a spray can for the taggin
and imma keep alotta girls on my bandwagon
cause I don't give a fck livin life in the fast lane..


second verse starts...sayin somethin(lol)..

im the starfish ya silly muthafcka
puff puf give...smell the marijuana plant...oh..
I don't even smoke but I love the way it smells



lord I hipe I go them right lol

If you ever meet someone who claims to have found The Truth or True Enlightenment... run like hell!

This will make you jump from your window.

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