The dumbest song lyrics you've ever heard...

Jessica · #41 07-12-2008, 11:12 AM

Haha! Good one PG. I would also nominate for most ridiculous video of the 80s. Those audience members must be CGI generated. There is no WAY that many Austrians could have such horrible taste in music.

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tarkus1 · #42 07-14-2008, 03:53 AM

I hate when songwriters will do anything in for the sake of a rhyme. For instance:

On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound

Ive been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
cause there aint no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

After two days in the desert sun
My skin began to turn red
After three days in the desert fun
I was looking at a river bed
And the story it told of a river that flowed
Made me sad to think it was dead

You see Ive been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
cause there aint no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

After nine days I let the horse run free
cause the desert had turned to sea
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The ocean is a desert with its life underground
And a perfect disguise above
Under the cities lies a heart made of ground
But the humans will give no love

You see Ive been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
cause there aint no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

Panama Girl · #43 07-14-2008, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tarkus1

I hate when songwriters will do anything in for the sake of a rhyme. For instance:

On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound

Ive been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
cause there aint no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

After two days in the desert sun
My skin began to turn red
After three days in the desert fun
I was looking at a river bed
And the story it told of a river that flowed
Made me sad to think it was dead

You see Ive been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
cause there aint no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

After nine days I let the horse run free
cause the desert had turned to sea
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The ocean is a desert with its life underground
And a perfect disguise above
Under the cities lies a heart made of ground
But the humans will give no love

You see Ive been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
cause there aint no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

It's a really good background song for when you're stoned...

Doris · #44 07-14-2008, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tarkus1

I hate when songwriters will do anything in for the sake of a rhyme. For instance:

On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound

Ive been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
cause there aint no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

After two days in the desert sun
My skin began to turn red
After three days in the desert fun
I was looking at a river bed
And the story it told of a river that flowed
Made me sad to think it was dead

You see Ive been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
cause there aint no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

After nine days I let the horse run free
cause the desert had turned to sea
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The ocean is a desert with its life underground
And a perfect disguise above
Under the cities lies a heart made of ground
But the humans will give no love

You see Ive been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
cause there aint no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

I actually like the song.... and don't ask me why,,,, I think it just takes me back to a certain memories of my yut

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Dreamear · #45 07-14-2008, 01:31 PM

You know, there is a list....

Top 10 Dumbest Song Lyrics Ever

#10 - "Break Stuff" - Limp Bizkit

"I hope you know i pack a chainsaw/ And skin your ass raw/ And if my day keeps going this way i just might break somethin'/ Tonight/ I pack a chainsaw/ And skin your ass raw/ And if my day keeps going this way i just might break somethin'/ Tonight/ I pack a chainsaw/ And skin your ass raw/ And if my day keeps going this way i just might break your/ Fuckin' face tonight"

#09 - "Only Wanna Be With You" - Hootie & the Blowfish

"Sometimes you're crazy and you wonder why/ I'm such a baby/ 'Cause the Dolphins make me cry"

#08 - "Sunglasses at Night" - Corey Hart

"And I wear my sunglasses at night/ So I can, so I can/ Forget my name while you collect your claim/ And I wear my sunglasses at night/ So I can, so I can/ See the light that's right before my eyes"

#07 - "I've Never Been to Me" - Charlene

"Oh, I've been to Georgia and California and anywhere I could run/ Took the hand of a preacher man/ and we made love in the sun/ But I ran out of places and friendly faces/ Because I had to be free/ I've been to paradise but I've never been to me"

#06 - "Ice Ice Baby" - Vanilla Ice

"To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal/ Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle/ Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms/ I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom"

#05 - "We Built This City" - Starship

"It's just another Sunday, in a tired old street/ Police have got the choke hold, oh, but we just lost the beat"

#04 - "Pumps and a Bump" - Hammer

"I don't like 'em stiggity fat! (No!)/ I like 'em stiggity stacked (Yeah!)/ You wiggity wiggity wack if you ain't got biggity back (Awwww!)"

#03 - "I Am ... I Said" - Neil Diamond

"I am, I said/ To no one there/ And no one heard at all/ Not even the chair/ I am, I cried . . ."

#02 - "Muskrat Love" - Captain & Tennille (written by Willis Alan Ramsey)

"Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam/ Do the jitterbug at a Muskrat Land/ And they shimmy, Sam is so skinny"

#01 - "MacArthur Park" - Donna Summer (written by Jimmy Webb)

"MacArthur Park is melting in the dark/ All the sweet, green icing flowing down/ Someone left the cake out in the rain/ I don't think that I can take it/ 'Cause it took so long to bake it/ And I'll never have that recipe again/ Oh, no!"

I can't say they are wrong either....

Panama Girl · #46 07-14-2008, 04:43 PM

Hey, don't knock Vanilla Ice! Remember, he's the man that made Eminem possible

SCRAPPY · #47 07-24-2008, 09:10 AM

That song by Harvey Danger.. Flagpole Sitta..

Hate that song with a passion

ss0847 · #48 07-24-2008, 10:12 AM

what about...

baha men- who let the dogs out

aqua- barbie girl

ace of base- the sign

and that damn blind macarena song lol

MetalBrent · #49 07-24-2008, 10:17 AM

Tiki Man by Deadbolt

(just a sample)

Soon I discovered my special powers
Me and my old friend the tiki man
I could float around my room for many hours
And make some certain people disappear
But there was something terribly disturbing
My eyes turned ruby red like a tiki man
Now in time I'm cursed forever
Thanks to my friend the tiki man

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SCRAPPY · #50 07-24-2008, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalBrent

Tiki Man by Deadbolt

(just a sample)

Soon I discovered my special powers
Me and my old friend the tiki man
I could float around my room for many hours
And make some certain people disappear
But there was something terribly disturbing
My eyes turned ruby red like a tiki man
Now in time I'm cursed forever
Thanks to my friend the tiki man

Dude.. That DOES sound pretty bad...

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