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Afroman -- "Because I Got ...
They played this all the time on the radio when I was in high school and I wanted to rip my hair out every time.
Afroman -- "Because I Got High"
It's Like, I don't care about nothin man,
roll another blunt, Yea (ohh ohh ohh),
La da da da da da La, Da Daaa,
La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa
I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)
I am taking it next semester and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
(La da da da da da da da da)
Now I am a paraplegic and i know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- because I got high [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- because I got high [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why, yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]
La da da da da da, La da da da, Shoop shooby doo wop.
Get jiggy wit it, skibbidy bee bop diddy do wahhh
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]
(hey where the cluck at cuz) [clucks]
Well my name is afroman and I'm from east pomdale (east-pom-dale)
and all the tolweed I be smokin is bomb as helllllll (excelent delivery)
I don't beleive in Hitler, that's what I said (oh my goodness)
so all of you skins (skins) please give me more head
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Oh come on... You can't say this song is not funny.......
roll another blunt, Yea (ohh ohh ohh),
La da da da da da La, Da Daaa, La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa
I was gonna clean my room until I got high I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high my room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea heyy, - cause I got high [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna go to class before I got high I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high (La da da da da da da da da) I am taking it next semester and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy, - cause I got high [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna go to work but then I got high I just got a new promotion but I got high now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?) yea heayy, - cause I got high [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna go to court before I got high I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high they took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?) yea heayy, - cause I got high [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high (La da da da da da da da da) Now I am a paraplegic and i know why (why man?) yea heayy, - because I got high [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna pay my car note until I got high I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (why man?) yea heyy, - because I got high [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna make love to you but then I got high I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high now I'm jacking off and I know why, yea heyy, - cause I got high [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I messed up my entire life because I got high I lost my kids and wife because I got high now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (why man?) yea heyy, - cause I got high [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high and if I dont sell one copy I know why (why man?) yea heyy, - cause I'm high [repeat 3X]
La da da da da da, La da da da, Shoop shooby doo wop.
Get jiggy wit it, skibbidy bee bop diddy do wahhh
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]
(hey where the cluck at cuz) [clucks]
Well my name is afroman and I'm from east pomdale (east-pom-dale) and all the tolweed I be smokin is bomb as helllllll (excelent delivery) I don't beleive in Hitler, that's what I said (oh my goodness) so all of you skins (skins) please give me more head
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lol....Wendy, I don't know if I'd call him a jackass (of course, I've never met him ) some of his other music is ok, but I just kinda think if you're drinking alone it implies that you are by yourself....am I crazy here?
Keyword here is "blues".
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Maybe too honest, but kind of hilarious. My cousin sent me a link to this the other day and I couldn't stop laughing for a while. They are telling like it is at least.
It starts in my toes
Make me crinkle my nose
Wherever it goes
I always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go
that must be one of the worst songs of all time. I would rather listen to I like big butts and cannot lie!!
But the song is about having an orgasam,i saw here on a show and she explained it.
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I have to agree with Relax...I don't care what it's about, those are the most ridiculous lyrics I've heard in a long time. It got to the point that when I heard the first few bars of that song on the radio my fingers couldn't move fast enough to change the station.
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Stoopidest song lyrics to ever come out of the '80s (but you can nominate others)
Opus - Life is Life (1985)
La la la la la!
La la la la la!
La la la la la!
La la la la la!
Life
Life is life
When we all give the power
We all give the best
Every Minute of an hour
Don't think about a rest
When you all get the power
You all get the best
When everyone gives everything
And every Song everybody sings
Then it's life
Life is life
Life is life
...
Life is life
When we all feel the power
Life is life
Come on stand up and dance
Life is life
When the feeling of the people
Is the feeling of the band
Life is life
Life is life
Life
Life is life
Life is life
And you call when it's over
You call it should last
Every minute of the future
Is a memory of the past
'Cause we all gave the power
We all gave the best
When everyone gave everything
And every song everybody sings
Life is life!
Ok, I'm gonna put out cigarettes in my ear canals now
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If you ever meet someone who claims to have found The Truth or True Enlightenment... run like hell!
) some of his other music is ok, but I just kinda think if you're drinking alone it implies that you are by yourself....am I crazy here?
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