The dumbest song lyrics you've ever heard...

Kid Lester · #11 03-22-2008, 05:23 PM

This one has always irked the hell out of me:

Player, Baby Come Back

All day long, wearing a mask of false bravado

Now...bravado is "a pretense of bravery". Basically, it means pretending to be brave.

So, false bravado would mean "true bravery", wouldn't it.

Then it doesn't make any sense. Stupid.

Roogle · #12 03-22-2008, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Kid Lester

This one has always irked the hell out of me:

Player, Baby Come Back

All day long, wearing a mask of false bravado

Now...bravado is "a pretense of bravery". Basically, it means pretending to be brave.

So, false bravado would mean "true bravery", wouldn't it.

Then it doesn't make any sense. Stupid.

I always wondered that one myself. But that song is one of my guilty pleasures. ^_^

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Kid Lester · #13 03-22-2008, 08:49 PM

Man...I love 70's pop. LOVE IT.

I groove on this tune all the time. I could make a list of 500 pop tunes, easy, that I love from the 70's.

wendy · #14 03-22-2008, 09:09 PM

http://break.com/index/a-completely-...tchid=NDcyNDg4

Not dumb lyrics...but maybe too honest?

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Tracy · #15 03-23-2008, 12:00 AM

I've always hated this friggin song....it's soooo redundant.....

I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Now, every morning, just before breakfast,
I don't want no coffee or tea.
Just me and my good buddy Weiser.
That's all I ever need.

Cause I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Now, the other night I lay sleeping,
And I woke from a terrible dream.
So I called up my pal, Jack Daniels,
And his partner Jimmy Beam.

And we drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Well, the other night I got invited to a party,
But I stayed home instead.
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker,
And his brothers Black and Red.

And we drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Well, my whole family done give up on me,
And it makes me feel so bad.
The only one who'll hang out with me
Is my dear old Granddad.

And we drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself

19720 · #16 03-23-2008, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by wendy

http://break.com/index/a-completely-...tchid=NDcyNDg4

Not dumb lyrics...but maybe too honest?

Wendy Wendy Wendy.....LOL girl..... give us guys some credit.... we can go for longer than that.... at least I can......gougheightandahalfcough.....

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Originally Posted by DeCurlyGirl

I've always hated this friggin song....it's soooo redundant.....

I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Now, every morning, just before breakfast,
I don't want no coffee or tea.
Just me and my good buddy Weiser.
That's all I ever need.

Cause I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Now, the other night I lay sleeping,
And I woke from a terrible dream.
So I called up my pal, Jack Daniels,
And his partner Jimmy Beam.

And we drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Well, the other night I got invited to a party,
But I stayed home instead.
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker,
And his brothers Black and Red.

And we drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Well, my whole family done give up on me,
And it makes me feel so bad.
The only one who'll hang out with me
Is my dear old Granddad.

And we drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself

Damn DCG... Thats it....
Cuttin down my boy "Three chord" George and the Delaware Destroyers.....

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motherof3 · #17 03-23-2008, 01:41 AM

Wendy that was soooooooooo damn funny!! The one really stupid song that comes to mind for me is one my kids know. I have no idea who sings it but it goes "peanut butter, jelly time, peanut butter, jelly time......I forget the rest right now. But that song is so stupid!

RosaM68 · #18 03-23-2008, 01:49 AM

The song that irritated me was from the band Hanson and their song Mmm Bop:
"Mmm bop, ba duba dop - Ba du bop, ba duba dop - Ba du bop, ba duba dop - Ba du - Mmm bop, ba duba dop - Ba du bop, Ba du dop - Ba du bop, Ba du dop - Ba du."