Dad lays pipe to the head of the boy laying pipe to his daughter

Pythoness · #11 09-15-2008, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by FunHater

does the dad just walk around the house with a metal pipe in one hand all the time? so when he opened the door and saw the naked guy standing over his daughter he thought. "I've been waiting a long time for this chance!" **CRACK**

FunHater · #12 09-15-2008, 02:45 PM

I would definitely consider standing naked facing away from the door tapped.

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Roogle · #13 09-15-2008, 02:46 PM

Step one: Crack him in the head. (Weapon optional)
Step two: Smack her for keeping such a secret.
Step Three: Call the police before anyone else does. And claim self defense before the boyfriend regains consciousness.

Step Four: Talk to your deflowered daughter about keeping such secrets.

If my daughter was doing the humpty dance. I would have at least wanted to have him eat at my table before i caught him "eating" my daughter.

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lewin · #14 09-15-2008, 02:50 PM

sorry any guy i catch scrumping with my daughter is going to end up dead. hell with stitches

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Roogle · #15 09-15-2008, 02:53 PM

bl0ndie87 · #16 09-15-2008, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by lewin

sorry any guy i catch scrumping with my daughter is going to end up dead. hell with stitches

Scrumping.

Roogle · #17 09-15-2008, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by TattdMom

I am not sure what I would have done in this situation, being a mom of both a boy and girls but I for DAMN sure would know that my daughter had a boyfriend! A year???? come on people, how stupid do you have to be to have a daughter and NOT know she has a boyfriend for a year??? How could you NOT know? Unless you are one of those parents that let the TV, computer, cell phone, & video games raise your kids.

I realize that the kids were wrong in what they were doing but.....let's put the blame where it really is.....the parents.

I just don't get it.....

I don't think i could blame the parents. I've kept a lot of things from my parents, and they were a good pair. They never really knew my sex life as a crazy teenager. I don't think i would have a big enough pair to sneak into the bedroom without knowing her dad might wail on me.

He took the risk, and paid the price. The kids just didn't comply with the protocol. If they didn't know the law of the land. Then i would blame that on the parents.

Pythoness · #18 09-15-2008, 03:26 PM

I thought that at first, too, TattdMom, but then I thought about it and realized it wouldnt' be hard to keep such a secret from even involved of parents these days, and if you're really good at being sneaky (as some of us are) you could very easily keep it up for a year.

Think about it. In order to talk, BF wouldn't ever have to directly call her house anymore. E-mail, text messages, IM, as well as talking in school, where the parents are not. Mom & Dad could very easily have gone a year never hearing that kid's voice on the other end of their home phone. He just wouldn't have a reason to use it. Thus, they'd never have to wonder, "Who is this calling my daughter all the time," which when I was in high school, was the first indicator.

I never told my parents shit, and even back in the day when we only had pagers, I managed to keep most of my relationships, even some pretty long ones, very much to myself.

And honestly, I wasn't giving it away, drinking, doing drugs, or had any nefarious reason for the secrecy.. I'm just a private person and preferred it that way. But sometimes I had to jump through some hoops to keep myself to myself. ("Okay, you call my house, let it ring once, and hang up, and then I'll go across the street and call you back.")

TattdMom · #19 09-15-2008, 03:30 PM

Py, I understand that however, how could this bf be coming over to the house for a year and the parents not know, that pretty much was my point. I know my kids spend a lot of time in thier rooms however, I guess I'm just nosey when I hear them talking to someone I investigate who it is they are talking to or what it is that they are doing in there.

Yes when I was younger it was much harder to hide stuff from my parents and yes I did it too but not for an entire year. And on the note of text messages, IMs and such, I still believe that the kids should be monitored, even if they are paying the bill; they are still kids and need direction.

Pythoness · #20 09-15-2008, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TattdMom

And on the note of text messages, IMs and such, I still believe that the kids should be monitored, even if they are paying the bill; they are still kids and need direction.

Well, unless someone is prepared to be standing over their shoulders every second of every day, then there are still room for secrets to be kept.

I know I could hear someone coming into the room and make it look like I'd been doing something completely industrious for the past two hours, when really I'd just been socializing. Anybody who is on TalkDelaware while at work is probably pretty good at that, too. (Ahh, so windows are good for something.)

Phones can be put on silent, and the messages checked while in the bathroom, getting the mail, taking the dog for a walk, or otherwise out of sight of parents, and then immediately deleted.

At some point you have to make the decision to either trust your kid's judgment, or keep them on such a short leash that they're going to rebel, and expect it to be violently. (And by violently, I mean intensely, not physically violently.)

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