Clean Jokes Pastor's Business Card

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of his card and stuck it on the door.

When offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to the card was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10"

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up is gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock". Genesis 3:10 reads, "I hear your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked"

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are !!

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OMG! This joke is even funnier to me because just this morning a Jehovah's witness came to my door and I'm sure she knew I was home. I was sitting on the couch watching Martha Stewart and I know that from where she was at the front door she could see the TV on and my feet up on the ottoman...I've seen this woman before so when I looked out the blinds and saw her I ignored her and let the dog bark her off the porch. Before she left she stuck something in my door. I haven't checked it yet, but it could very well be the same business card!!

Thanks Nay! Great joke....and now I kinda wish i'd been polite enough to answer the door.

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