| Re: Best Resignation Letter Ever
To whom it may concern,
Please take note of the fact that I am hereby tendering my resignation from (prominent Financial Institution), effective September 3, 2006. While I have a high degree of personal respect for the opportunities that have been offered me, I am no longer comfortable working for a technology organization largely populated by politocrats, vengeful rivalries, and fiefdoms reminiscent of imperial Chinese literature. In fact, I dare say that I would rather be tied in a leather bag with ravenous, rabid ocelots than remain here any longer than the next two weeks.
It was my sincere hope that the shadowy tyrants who clandestinely own and operate the Technology Group would reveal themselves during my tenure here, but it appears they are far cannier then I ever gave them credit for. Hopefully, their insidious plot to befoul the American financial industry with foolish and ill-advised technology policies will eventually be revealed, but until then it seems their plans may march on uncontested. I give you all due credit for choosing to remain here to fight this hideous menace from within.
Don't take any wooden nickels,
Joe  | 
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